$50,000.00 REWARD for any information!(that leads to a paint job!)

These two suspects are wanted for questioning in connection with various paint jobs they have been suspected in pulling off.They were last seen painting near the eastern Canadien border.If you see these two,do not make contact,I repeat,do not make contact.They may be armed with paint brushes and they have been known to use them!Please call 1-800-(full-of-crap)